This is a crappy sketch of Ninja and Yo-Landi Vi$$er, the two "vocalists" of Die Antwoord. They are both fokken sewer rats that somehow escaped and started performing rap-rave.
This is the hardest sketch I've ever had to do. Morally, I had to swallow my pride. You see, Die Antwoord is the scum of the universe. Their music can't be real. It just can't be. And yet, I drew Die Antwoord because it needed to be done. What if da Vinci hadn't painted Mona Lisa? This kind of ugly must be enshrined for future generations.
Ultimately, I had to draw Die Antwoord because I realized that maybe I'm just a hater. I mean, this dude Ninja gets to hang out with Diplo all fokken day while I pick my mother up from the metro? And this chick Yo-Landi wears coats made of rats, and has no tangible talent? They are both gods amongst men and I'm just super grape jelly.
Things I learned from this drawing: While Yo-Landi is quite attractive, it is impossible to capture her albino-esque nature on paper. Hence the freak show hair. She's a freak show so get over it already.
This drawing reminds me: that everything will not be alright.
Sincerely,
Your Crappy Sketcher
P.S. - crappy sketches of crappy music artists are ironic?
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